A Place to Plonk

The Adventures of the Tiger Pig Continue...
'A Place to Plonk'

We last seen our brave troublesome duo exploring the wild country known as ‘The Back Garden’ and their adventure continues this week as Harvey and Artie set out to find ‘the perfect place to plonk.

“....this is a serious matter mummy, all piggies need a place to plonk, especially wild pigs. And Wazzle-Dog tells me, there is such a place, we just got to find it! So no time to play, nu uh mum, this is the time to start shuffling.”

 

“Ahh we’re off Wazzle-Dog, ....shout us if mum comes with veggies though. Toodles!”

 “Come on Artie, start shuffling! One two, one two, start scouring high and low! ”

“Are you even sure there is such a place Harvey? You know i’d prefer having my feet curled up on a lovely bit of fleece....tucked up in a cosie...snoozing away...”
“Of course there is such a place Arthur......Wazzle-Dog told me!”
*mutters * “a dog told you, great, wild goose chase comes to mind”
“What was that Artie?”
“Ohh nothing...”

“Hmm perhaps we should split Harvey, might be easy to find this 'place to plonk....'"
"Good idea Artie, you're starting to think just like me!"
"Ohh noes, well then Harvey what does this place to plonk look like?"
“Well....its not too small, and it’s not too big....its comfy, and is squishy beneath your feet.”
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“Echo....echo....Harvey is a big fluffy butt! Echo echooooo!”

“Ooo-errr-ummm....too small....”

“Hmm....too confuddling,hmm where is the exit? Too many plants in here...i think im lost...Harvey!!”

“Artie! Stop messing about in the Veggie Forest, and get your bottom wiggling over here...i think i’ve found The Place to Plonk....”

“Oooo coming Harvey....”

“This is certainly The Perfect Place to Plonk Artie...nom nom.”
“Well Harvey, i think home is where your rump rests...”

Hope you enjoyed  xxxx 


   

 

The Tale Of The Tiger Pig

"It looks so beautiful Artie, out there all the grass, and nettles....and the veggie forest ahhh...."

"Hmmph. Out there, people chase after you in their slippers with a broom, flapping their arms around and then you find yourself with a missing toe nail... Ohh not forgetting the slave and her team washing your toe with smelly stuf. Hmmph. No thank you Harvey. In here is safe and has oodles of veggies. Nom nom.”

 

"Well looks like I'm off for an adventure by myself, farewell Artie, farewell Slave! Im going to be a true pig....a wild, dangerous TIGER PIG"

And what have we found in the ‘cave’...it seems to be a big fluffy butt creature..

 “I am aTiger Pig mum!! Grrr grr. My grass all mine!”

“Ohhh! Wow! Its the rare, cheese-smelling-veggie-munching Wazzle-Dog! Hello there Wazzle dog Im exploring! Have you seen the Veggie Forest of curly kale??”

“Oh yes mmm veggie forest, turn left and it’s straight ahead.”

“Ahhh haaaaa! Fear me Curly Kale! I am Tiger Pig! Here me WHEEK!”

 “I thought I’d find you here Cheese-Smelling-Veggie-Munching-Wazzle-Dog, are you helping me hunt for the carrots?”

 “Nahh ha my Naitive Tiger Pig Hut...just let me...squeeze in...mm....gosh I think i must of grown since become Tiger Pig...umm...squuuueze!”

 “Hmm being a Tiger-pig is lonely....Come on Artie, come explore with me and Wazzle-Dog! We’ve found the biggest veggie forest ever!”

 
“Umm okay...what can i be though if your Tiger Pig?”

 
“Umm well....you can be.....Moose Pig!!”

"Moose pig?? Why do I get the duff name?! I prefer....mm...Bear Pig!"

 “You get Moose Pig because you look like a moose Artie.”

 
“I do not look anything like a moo.....HEYYYY! who put those antlers on me?? Muuummm!”

 
(Hehehehe!)

 “Okay...okay, sorry Artie....lets go then courageous Bear-Pig!”

So off went the two wild pigs along with their new found friend to explore the wonders of the garden....